Is That So, Jaxon?

Costume Comic

After school on Monday:

Jaxon: "Vincent and Zander told me the Easter Bunny isn't real. It's just a costume."

Me: "Oh, really? What did you say?"

Jaxon: Pointing to a picture he's colored of the Easter Bunny (in it's regular bunny fur).
"They're wrong, Mom. See, there's no costume on the Easter Bunny."

Swordfish Story

Today Jaxon wore a new shirt that was bright green with tiny embroidered swordfish.

Me: "Did anybody say anything about your new shirt, Jaxon?"

Jaxon: "Mr. West liked it, but River made fun of it."

Me: "What did River say?"

Jaxon: in a mock taunting voice "Swordfish? I thought nobody had a swordfish on their shirt."